TLT:TB-HGDL 63: Gamer God, Please Don't Tease (20)
Arc 2 Chapter 63: Gamer God, Please Don't Tease (20)
But in the end, everything had its own reasons, didn't it?
Cola: Then, play as Kog'Maw. He's strong in the mid to late game, tanky, and deals a lot of damage.
He could play Tahm Kench so he could eat her and protect her.
Just thinking about it was enough to make him excited.
Things he couldn't do in real life could still be fulfilled in the game.
Five noobs on the other side: Let me see...
Luo Liyan scrolled through her limited champion pool and scratched her head in embarrassment. She was about to tell Cola that she didn't have Kog'Maw when an email notification popped up.
She opened it.
There it was, Kog'Maw the champion along with a Fool's Day limited edition Pug'Maw skin, quietly lying in the email.
Sender: Cola
Five Noobs on the Other Side: Master, you've already played with me and now you're giving me a champion and skin. Would it be too impolite if I accept?
Liryan lightly tapped her fingertips and looked at her computer screen with a shy expression.
Had she stepped on dog poop today?
Not only did she bump into a big-shot master who didn't mind her being a noob, but he was also giving her little gifts.
So sweet.
Cola: Do you need to be polite to me? You're mine and taking care of you is my responsibility. Kog'Maw is a suitable champion for you, and the skin adds some attributes. Besides, I already have this champion and skin, so now that I've bought them, if you don't take them, I'll have no one to give them to.
Su Xun came up with a reason that seemed so fake that only noobs would believe it and smiled playfully.
But what did it matter? As long as Liryan believed it, that was enough.
They formed a party again and quickly entered the matchmaking queue.
Luo Liyan, operating the incredibly cute Lion dog, playfully circled Su Xun's Tahm Kench who was dressed as a chef.
Five noobs on the other side (Kog'Maw): Master, do you think I'm very cute?
Cola (Tahm Kench): Yes, you're the cutest!
Su Xun, moving them slowly to the bottom lane, tried his best not to step on the cheerful little Kog'Maw in front of him.
Suddenly, Garen rushed past them and headed for the red father in the jungle.
Cola (Tahm Kench): Garen is going top lane; don't touch my apprentice's red buff.
Miss Messy (Garen): I'm the support, and it's obvious that Kog'Maw is here to be carried. Why not give the red buff to me? It would be more useful.
The opponent was quite arrogant. Without hesitation, Su Xun used his Flash and swallowed Garen, carrying him away from the red buff.
Cola (Tahm Kench): Apprentice, come take the red buff.
Luo Liyan, who was starting to feel the smell of gunpowder in the team, didn't dare to delay. She quickly operated her champion to take the red buff.
Miss Messy (Garen): Tahm Kench, are you insane? You used Flash to secure my red buff.
Cola (Tahm Kench): Get lost!
Su Xun was feeling quite annoyed.
After many years of playing high-level games, he couldn't remember ever encountering teammates this brainless. Therefore, he had no words to express his frustration towards such people.
Miss Messy (Garen): Who do you think you are to tell me to get lost? Let's go report these two lovebirds and surrender this match. We're definitely going to lose, let's surrender at 20 minutes.
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